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[Aug. 23rd, 2011|01:41 am]
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EQUILIBRIUM is about two guys who have awesome superpowers and are best friends. They kind of pussyfoot around about how much they mean to each other and how hot they think the other one is. Then one day some bad shit happens and they realize that pussyfooting is dumb, because not pussyfooting could mean getting laid -- also, falling in love and being happy forever and ever, if they play their cards right. And survive the bad shit.

Then it really hits the fan and someone almost dies and a bunch of shit catches on fire.

No, that is not the official blurb. Please see below for that.

Please consider buying this book, because I totally wrote it, and it's cute and hot and fun and I honestly think it's an entertaining way to spend your evening, and still waaaaay cheaper than a movie ticket!

Click here for the proper blurb, excerpts, character stats, and cover stuff

Click here to go straight to the buying part

Thanks y'all. And thanks to John and Jen for helping me write it, and Tara for, uh, being one of the characters sorta.

From: [info]darwin_monkey
2011-08-23 07:08 pm (UTC)


I got my copy! ^_^
[User Picture]From: [info]aearonlinn
2011-08-23 07:20 pm (UTC)


Aw Johhhhnnnnn I was gonna give you a free one! You helped!

Well I'll send you a present instead :D Thanks -- and hey, there are some new scenes in it you've never seen! Plus an extra blow job!

Yeah. I knew you'd be excited. Or not. But hey!
From: [info]darwin_monkey
2011-08-23 10:01 pm (UTC)


You don't need to send me anything! I was happy to help out. Really, it was my pleasure!

... more blow jobs. Great. That's just what I thought the book was lacking before. =P
[User Picture]From: [info]aearonlinn
2011-08-23 10:08 pm (UTC)


Okay but if you buy RIOT BOY I will be cross with you. (And you are getting presents. I have ideas. Still.)

I knew you'd be pleased about the blow job. But in my defense, it really should've been there -- it's Sam's First BJ, at least on the giving end. It's kinda cute.

In a ... um, cocksucking way.

Okay, that's not cute. You win this one.